Phua Chu Kang

The main character of Phua Chu Kang is a contractor where he will be wearing his yellow boots.His real name is Gurmit Singh.I think most Malaysian and Singaporean do enjoy this sitcom as it is so funny.Today i recieve a mail from my friend which is about "Sex Education By Phua Chu Kang"

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng's son, Aloysius......

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becos, same like
when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more
than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
dig dig your nose, your nose feel better
than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
road, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ?
Ehhh ? Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex
when she is having her menses ?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still
go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain,
use your brainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing
condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you
like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ?
Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Correct or not ?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?


PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your
brainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your
nose in front of your whole class izit ??
Stupid lah !!


Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are
very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore , JB,
some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!!


Enjoy reading this as "laughter is the best medicine"...hehehehe